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 | 🎵 Sunny Day, keeping COVID away. On my way to where the air is clean. Can you tell me how to get, a vaccine on Sesame Street? 🎵 (avclub.com) |  | 93 | |
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Can You Tell Me How To Get To Sesame Street
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I bet Oscar the Grouch is an antivaxxer...
delsydsoftware: I bet Oscar the Grouch is an antivaxxer...
I'd take that bet.
Oscar's grumpy, not an idiot.
Took your damned time, BB. Giant avifauna have been approved for the vax since April.
And of course the Republicans are biatching about it on Twitter.
Jesus McSordid: Took your damned time, BB. Giant avifauna have been approved for the vax since April.
But Big Bird is six, and it only just go approved for under twelves.
How a bird born in 1969 is six is unclear, but I assume Obama's Time Machine?
My kid's getting his first vaccine on Friday when his school is running a vaccination clinic. He's actually looking forward to it because he knows getting the vaccine will help make covid go away.
fnordfocus: Jesus McSordid: Took your damned time, BB. Giant avifauna have been approved for the vax since April.
But Big Bird is six, and it only just go approved for under twelves.
How a bird born in 1969 is six is unclear, but I assume Obama's Time Machine?
Sesame Street is in a weird time vortex where all muppet characters always stay the same age, i.e. Elmo is ~5, Big Bird is ~6, etc.
greentea1985: fnordfocus: Jesus McSordid: Took your damned time, BB. Giant avifauna have been approved for the vax since April.
But Big Bird is six, and it only just go approved for under twelves.
How a bird born in 1969 is six is unclear, but I assume Obama's Time Machine?
Sesame Street is in a weird time vortex where all muppet characters always stay the same age, i.e. Elmo is ~5, Big Bird is ~6, etc.
Same place most comic strips live.
Chappelle's Show - Kneehigh Park Pt. 1 (ft. Q-Tip)
greentea1985: My kid's getting his first vaccine on Friday when his school is running a vaccination clinic. He's actually looking forward to it because he knows getting the vaccine will help make covid go away.
We didn't bother waiting for the school clinic and took our daughter on Thursday afternoon. I did try to call for Wednesday, but they weren't quite ready.
Good. Turn children against their shiatty anti vax derp farking parents. It would be more fun if they would fall upon then, slaughter them, and then eat them, but getting vaxxed will hurt their feelings more.
/no rights for plague spreaders
//no future for the plague rats
greentea1985: My kid's getting his first vaccine on Friday when his school is running a vaccination clinic. He's actually looking forward to it because he knows getting the vaccine will help make covid go away.
Your kid is smarter than most right wingers. But so is a garden slug, so there's that.
neongoats: greentea1985: My kid's getting his first vaccine on Friday when his school is running a vaccination clinic. He's actually looking forward to it because he knows getting the vaccine will help make covid go away.
Your kid is smarter than most right wingers. But so is a garden slug, so there's that.
Zing!
Isn't Big Bird like 55? Really should had gotten that vaxx a while back.
Lemme know when the filthy street bird gets a Zika vaccine.
greentea1985: My kid's getting his first vaccine on Friday when his school is running a vaccination clinic. He's actually looking forward to it because he knows getting the vaccine will help make covid go away.
Covid will never go away completely.Even faucis people have said so.
Its too ingrained into the world now..
Just like the black plague, and polio we was supposed to killed off, until people stopped vaccinating for it. Then it was like surprise! I'm back! it will still be around from time to time, just in smaller numbers.
Republicans already hate PBS so this is ok I guess
MADtv Sesame Street - Bird Flu
greentea1985: My kid's getting his first vaccine on Friday when his school is running a vaccination clinic. He's actually looking forward to it because he knows getting the vaccine will help make covid go away.
Good Parent! Have a donut!
(Really, thak you!)
neongoats: Good. Turn children against their shiatty anti vax derp farking parents. It would be more fun if they would fall upon then, slaughter them, and then eat them, but getting vaxxed will hurt their feelings more.
/no rights for plague spreaders
//no future for the plague rats
Now, now, we want the kids vaxxed, not traumatized for life! That just leads to other anti-social behaviors. (Like voting Republican)
We also didn't want to wait for the school clinic so we could say that she'd already gotten it and it wasn't a big deal to try to convince other parents. It's not the most vaccinated neighborhood.
Spaceballer: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/T2RzaAxe_no]
3 Sesame Street Moments | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
OK, I'll do it.
It's "where the air is sweet*", Subby.
* you know...rhymes with street
delsydsoftware: I bet Oscar the Grouch is an antivaxxer...
No, Oscar loves the shot, mostly because it makes people feel miserable after getting it.
gamergirl23: We also didn't want to wait for the school clinic so we could say that she'd already gotten it and it wasn't a big deal to try to convince other parents. It's not the most vaccinated neighborhood.
Same here. Got both my kids (8, 11) set up for Monday morning at 10 for their first shot. That's about as early as could be found around here, and I still have to go about 45 minutes drive to get it.
snowblur: delsydsoftware: I bet Oscar the Grouch is an antivaxxer...
I'd take that bet.
Oscar's grumpy, not an idiot.
Snuffleupagus is a different story.
Nick el Ass: snowblur: delsydsoftware: I bet Oscar the Grouch is an antivaxxer...
I'd take that bet.
Oscar's grumpy, not an idiot.
Snuffleupagus is a different story.
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I could've sworn I remember Snuffleupagus being an imaginary friend, invisible to all except Big Bird.
Today, in "News We Can't Wait To Hear Tucker Carlson Repeat At A Much Louder Volume Tomorrow" news: Sesame Street resident Big Bird has now received the COVID-19 vaccine.
Like any one is going to listen to that puppet...
This is the anti-vaxxer
I'm so proud of my little boy. We walked by a long line and he said, "excuse me, but what are you all in line for?"
And a woman said "everyone on Sesame Street is getting their vaccine"
My son stood on Gordon's stairs and said, "F*cking elitist muppets tellin me I gotta know numbers and letters and now I gotta get controlled bah duh gubbermint? No thanks. Let's go everyone!"
I smiled as he marched away and everyone followed and clapped.
Elmo is stupid and selfish enough to be taken in by antivaxxer disinformation. Change my mind.
FTA: And on the other, you have a large foam bird, giving the nation's youth actual useful medical advice. Truly, ours is a land of beautiful contrasts.
Maybe I am just old, but Big Bird is always trustworthy. I would doubt my own lying eyes before I would doubt Big Bird's goodness.
(Hilarious adult memes in this thread notwithstanding).
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This is the anti-vaxxer
Trocadero: Nick el Ass: snowblur: delsydsoftware: I bet Oscar the Grouch is an antivaxxer...
I'd take that bet.
Oscar's grumpy, not an idiot.
Snuffleupagus is a different story.
[throwbacks.com image 750x562]
I could've sworn I remember Snuffleupagus being an imaginary friend, invisible to all except Big Bird.
That was the case for the first few years, but the creators decided to reveal Snuffy to everyone else because they wanted kids to know that if some grownup does something bad to them, they shouldn't feel like no one would ever believe them.
Trocadero: Nick el Ass: snowblur: delsydsoftware: I bet Oscar the Grouch is an antivaxxer...
I'd take that bet.
Oscar's grumpy, not an idiot.
Snuffleupagus is a different story.
[throwbacks.com image 750x562]
I could've sworn I remember Snuffleupagus being an imaginary friend, invisible to all except Big Bird.
All the adults thought he was imaginary because they never saw him (at first). In one instance, BB took a picture but it was framed to only show his middle (no legs, head, or tail) so it looked like a picture of a carpet. The local kids new he was real.
listerine69: [Fark user image 425x354]
The 9/11 hijackers learned to fly by watching Launchpad iin DuckTales. FACT
greentea1985: My kid's getting his first vaccine on Friday when his school is running a vaccination clinic. He's actually looking forward to it because he knows getting the vaccine will help make covid go away.
Have you downloaded the tracking app yet? It's surprisingly accurate.
thehellisthis: listerine69: [Fark user image 425x354]
The 9/11 hijackers learned to fly by watching Launchpad iin DuckTales. FACT
Well it sure as hell explains their landing skills.
Aetre: thehellisthis: listerine69: [Fark user image 425x354]
The 9/11 hijackers learned to fly by watching Launchpad iin DuckTales. FACT
Well it sure as hell explains their landing skills.
Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.
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